Morenita Ramblings

I dislike going out with my best friend. Let me rephrase that.. I dislike the part BEFORE we actually get there. I never know if she’s going to stand me up, show up early or late, or what. She leaves me in the dark. all.the.time. She’ll have an excuse like, “my phone died” or, “I left my phone in my car” & perhaps they’re true, but if you got plans with other people.. why not try to remember to have your phone with you?! I check that motherfucker like crazy while getting ready when I go out with my girls.

I also don’t like it when people with kids think they’re excused to.. being dicks. Or that they’re time is much more valuable than yours?. Bitch, I have a lot of seasons of “Mad Men” to catch up on! Haha. That may not be important to some, but hey… it is to me. Anyway. I just did the annoying bff thing, I text her man. He’s supposed to go out with us too.

I put something like, “Are we still going out? I just want to know if I should get ready or not”. -I don’t think that’s too bad. But yeaaa… truth be told, I don’t want to go out anyway.

lawandpain:

Amen.

I quickly disabled that shit.

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sodamnrelatable:

at home:

when my favorite song  play on the radio:

in the shower:

in the computer:

if someone  asks me to sing:

 

 

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msohhenry:

The sad reality…

I wrote an essay about this song once! That line hit me hard.

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myphoria:

Check out the contrast between these search results. Not a single “loser”, “easy”, “desperate”, “stupid”, “scum” or similar insult in the search results for fathers.

Why, society, are single fathers so often seen with sympathy and admiration, yet single mothers are painted as a washed-up, disgusting strain on the system?

This is fucked.

Ugh.

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sooner:

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myflawedfairytale:

Rebloggable by request: The ‘Condom Ask’

Ugh. SOME condoms will not fit no matter how much you try. I have two stories like this and I tried my hardest to get it to fit and it wasn’t going to happen if my life depended on it.

Yes, a condom can be stretched to fit an arm if you force it, but condoms shouldn’t be stretched like that because they can snap and break during intercourse.

Nah brah, if magnums fit you, this guy can too.  Some boys just get creepy about not wanting to wear them

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beast-of-joy:

“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”

holy FUCK.

I’ll probably always reblog this cuz it’s just mind-blowing, holy cow

Wow. Love it!

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